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A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
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If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
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Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
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America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense … human rights...
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Screenwriters? Schmucks with Underwoods.
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From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let...
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To receive applause for works which do not demand all our powers hinders our...
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First impressions are often the truest, as we find (not infrequently) to our cost,...
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Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the...