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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
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A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.
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If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes...
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Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
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Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and...
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I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting...
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he entitled to...
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I persist on praising not the life I lead, but that which I ought...
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I delight in men over seventy. They always offer one the devotion of a...