Quote #20954
An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
Quote #780
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #33679
The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits...
Quote #34856
We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal that...
Quote #19395
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the...
Quote #24979
Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is...
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #11540
A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...