Quote #3666
I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.
Quote #14511
The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
Quote #118
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta.
Quote #11263
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #25089
If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such...
Quote #2278
Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.
Quote #18682
Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
Quote #22541
Who are you going to shoot joking with Attorney General Richard Kleindienst about creating...
Quote #12356
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
Quote #23510
None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers...