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My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a...
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Irresponsible power is inconsistent with liberty, and must corrupt those who exercise it.
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To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong,...
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A clear conscience is a good pillow.
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Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
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Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another
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Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.