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The most radical division that it is possible to make of humanity is that...
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
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A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
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(Think of one’s self as a teakettle) Though up to it’s neck in hot...
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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
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Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon...
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.