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Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their...
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Stupid is a boundless concept.
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I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
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I guess what I’m trying to say is, I don’t think you can measure...
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
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Sometimes it pays to stay in bed in Monday, rather than spending the rest...
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After enlightenment, the laundry.
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Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
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I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say...
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I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or...