Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #20935
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #19645
Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
Quote #23657
He who boasts of his ancestry praises the merits of another. – Hercules Furens
Quote #7595
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
Quote #31875
You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #32593
One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out...
Quote #1609
When we lose one we love, our bitterest tears are called forth by the...
Quote #14772
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
Quote #15495
What we learn with pleasure we never forget.