Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #3865
Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #14504
The Army has carried the American … ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only...
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #10379
Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
Quote #25676
People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland… An unhappy childhood compels...
Quote #10102
How do they who think they are unhappy differ from they who actually are?
Quote #3226
The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
Quote #28656
There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and...