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Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately,...
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Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel...
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It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity...
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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I shall be breakfasted before you are afield. In short, I shall astonish you...
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It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines...
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Most people don’t realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown...
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He who desires, but acts not, breeds pestilence.
Quote #30846
He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds.