Quote #25921
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #2971
Working in the theater has a lot in common with unemployment.
Quote #30225
Traditionalists are pessimists about the future and optimists about the past.
Quote #28946
It is eternity now. I am in the midst of it. It is about...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #24266
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no...
Quote #28577
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be...
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #7236
I make the most of all that comes, And the least of all that...
Quote #5668
I loathe the expression “What makes him tick.” It is the American mind, looking...