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God laughs, it seems, because God knows how it all turns out in the...
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #1954
Insanity: a perfectly rational adjustment to the insane world.
Quote #8025
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
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If what Proust says is true, that happiness is the absence of fever, then...
Quote #25725
When the Japanese mend broken objects they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks...
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The child gets two confusing messages when a parent tells him which is the...
Quote #26787
The probability of life originating from accident is comparable to the probability of the...
Quote #28729
No matter what we want of life we have to give up something in...