Quote #24961
It is not I who have been consigned to the bedroom of history.
Quote #9460
We have to play what is actually in demand, and we have to play...
Quote #32716
Luck happens when oppurtunity encounters the prepared mind.
Quote #277
Big Brother is watching you.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28619
It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when...
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #17532
I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affections, and the...
Quote #5386
All art is quite useless.
Quote #15744
Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present –...