Quote #1812
Children should neither be seen nor heard from – ever again.
Quote #24026
Sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, all must be tasted.
Quote #5598
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
Quote #23565
A hard beginning maketh a good ending.
Quote #2884
If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.
Quote #5796
Any necessary work that pays an honest wage carries its own honor and dignity.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #5003
No one could make a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he...
Quote #5228
The greatest giver of alms is cowardice.
Quote #10170
Don?t think you are paying me some kind of tribute if you let my...