Quote #23580
All things are cause for either laughter or weeping.
Quote #6821
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #6850
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give...
Quote #15907
“Know thyself,” said the old philosopher, “improve thyself,” saith the new. Our great object...
Quote #879
“If you were my husband, i would feed you poison.” “If you were my...
Quote #16295
Parents are often so busy with the physical rearing of children that they miss...
Quote #7287
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Quote #34460
Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.
Quote #13066
If one is forever cautious, can one remain a human being?