Quote #26334
If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating...
Quote #4818
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Quote #24384
No one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.
Quote #33701
Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #19372
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Quote #28809
Blessed are they who have the gift of making friends, for it is one...
Quote #24091
No really great man ever thought himself so.
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
Quote #24485
What a man has, so much he is sure of.