Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
Quote #30396
I don’t think there is another person in America that wants to tell this...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #7197
One voice can enter ten ears, but ten voices cannot enter one ear.
Quote #20677
Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever Is it less strange, that...
Quote #22707
I would rather make my name than inherit it.
Quote #19495
Every man serves a useful purpose A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
Quote #4922
Beware the ides of March.
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...