Quote #4759
The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.
Quote #6154
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #14655
No one can deny that much of our modern advertising is essentially dishonest; and...
Quote #10488
If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.
Quote #30915
Fear not a jest. If one throws salt at you, you will not be...
Quote #7912
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #20220
Men are so simple and yield so readily to the desires of the moment...
Quote #23945
Only the dreamer shall understand realities, though in truth his dreaming must be not...
Quote #1813
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...