Quote #2516
Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #34699
Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.
Quote #27939
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #17510
To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Quote #7793
True philosophy invents nothing; it merely establishes and describes what is.
Quote #15318
One loses all the time which he might employ to better purpose.
Quote #17974
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #8573
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.