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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and...
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Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
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…in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should...
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The university’s characteristic state may be summarized by the words of the lady who...
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Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...
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I guess grace doesn’t have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn’t be...
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It matters not how tall you are, but how straight you grow.
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Money talks…but all mine ever says is good-bye.
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D’you call life a bad job Never We’ve had our ups and downs, we’ve...
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It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...