Quote #32635
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #11181
A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.
Quote #15398
He who has not a good memory should never take upon himself the trade...
Quote #13969
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #8623
The road to hell is paved with adverbs.
Quote #2625
The only way to succeed is to make people hate you.
Quote #31917
An American will tinker with anything he can put his hands on. But how...
Quote #13984
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Quote #32733
Failure I never encountered it. All I ever met were temporary setbacks.
Quote #25442
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.