Quote #258
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #33976
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #19702
The doors of wisdom are never shut.
Quote #33596
To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of...
Quote #6393
Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.
Quote #19733
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up,...
Quote #3045
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but...
Quote #11588
All romantics meet the same fate someday. Cynical and drunk and boring someone in...
Quote #13808
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.