Quote #4566
The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though...
Quote #2508
Sigmund Freud was a half baked Viennese quack. Our literature, culture, and the the...
Quote #34421
If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.
Quote #1941
Canada: A few acres of snow.
Quote #14079
The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as...
Quote #9525
The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn.
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I’ve lived to bury my desires, And see my dreams corrode with rust Now...
Quote #32492
Anyone who uses the phrase ‘easy as taking candy from a baby’ has never...