Quote #3644
Your motivation? Your motivation is your pay packet on Friday. Now get on with...
Quote #2071
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
Quote #16254
“Careful with fire” is good advice we know.“Careful with words” is ten times doubly...
Quote #33478
If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn...
Quote #33147
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #26224
Power intoxicates men. When a man is intoxicated by alcohol, he can recover, but...
Quote #5825
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #22983
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball...
Quote #30737
Next time I will … From now on I will … What makes me...
Quote #33196
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.