Quote #2867
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
Quote #6027
Where principle is involved, be deaf to expediency.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #14349
If you are near the enemy, make him believe you are far from him....
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #5108
Lakes, rivers, streams…all are water and all travel to the same destination. So it...
Quote #26120
It’s only when the tide goes out that you learn who’s been swimming naked.
Quote #22154
Man is troubled not by events, but by the meaning he gives them.
Quote #16788
We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the...
Quote #29588
Becoming a star may not be your destiny, but being the best you can...