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Engineers are all basically high-functioning autistics who have no idea how normal people do...
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The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the...
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Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.
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If Abu Nidal is a terrorist, then so is George Washington. (Reply to President...
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Hold yourself responsible for a higher standard than anybody expects of you. Never excuse...
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It is astonishing what force, purity, and wisdom it requires for a human being...
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It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a...
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.
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Burnt Sienna. Thats the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
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If a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand.