Quote #32656
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are...
Quote #30898
Don’t open a shop unless you know how to smile.
Quote #2647
When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.
Quote #21546
Life is too short for a long story.
Quote #2511
Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Quote #26490
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
Quote #4997
It has been proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you miss 100%...
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #15139
Examples is more forcible than precept. People look at my six days in the...
Quote #32668
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made...