Quote #10655
For the great mass of mankind, the only saving grace needed is a steady...
Quote #8149
Life is sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
Quote #22673
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered the point is to...
Quote #25494
If people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop...
Quote #521
Egotism — usually just a case of mistaken nonentity.
Quote #3953
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Quote #16331
A handful of common sense is worth a bushel of learning.
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I love America because America trusts me. When I go into a shop to...
Quote #2389
There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The...