Quote #33800
You can always tell youre in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic...
Quote #9093
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.
Quote #19224
Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #26470
A stiff apology is a second insult. The injured party does not want to...
Quote #15569
Man is a gregarious animal and much more so in his mind than in...
Quote #12911
If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me – nothing...
Quote #31750
You only have power over people so long as you don’t take everything away...
Quote #24983
Never answer a hypothetical question.
Quote #22241
The need to be right — the sign of a vulgar mind.