Quote #165
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets...
Quote #13672
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #878
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #22929
It is more noble to give yourself completely to one individual than to labor...
Quote #12653
Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all...
Quote #28912
Our flag is red, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow-red, yellow,...
Quote #17896
Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and...
Quote #2019
Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.