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We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
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A wise system of education will at last teach us how little man yet...
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When I look back now over my life and call to mind what I...
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But I?m not so think as you drunk I am.
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He who has an opinion of his own, but depends on the opinion and...