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If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because...
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One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are...
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #16395
The thing that makes a creative person is to be creative and that is...
Quote #34369
Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
Quote #24007
Harriet Do you actually like haggis Charlie No, I think it’s repellent in every...
Quote #10754
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a...
Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
Quote #30996
Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.