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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
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An American is a man with two arms and four wheels.
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I think the presidency is an institution over which you have temporary custody.
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When you take stuff from one writer it’s plagiarism but when you take it...
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Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
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Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...
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Music is God’s gift to man, the only art of Heaven given to earth,...
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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If you have a body, you are an athlete.
Quote #8615
God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to...