Quote #25147
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
Quote #31934
I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts...
Quote #6759
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things...
Quote #30953
Words must be weighed, not counted.
Quote #1281
“When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Quote #446
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought–...
Quote #21754
Our credulity is greatest concerning the things we know least about. And since we...
Quote #32558
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #11769
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none,...
Quote #2739
Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...