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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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When you are in any contest you should work as if there were –...
Quote #13991
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #32972
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
Quote #14465
Understanding human needs is half the job of meeting them.
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Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
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Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is...
Quote #28038
History repeats itself historians repeat each other.
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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
Quote #8443
High fashion has the shelf life of potato salad.