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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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Success and failure are equally disastrous.
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What ought a man to be Well, my short answer is himself.
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with...
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The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of...
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Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
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The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
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On the edge of destiny, you must test your strength.