Quote #13620
To stay ahead, you must have your next idea waiting in the wings.
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #11704
Those who have long enjoyed such privleges as we enjoy forget in time that...
Quote #13112
Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth…
Quote #10788
The path of repentance, though hard at times, lifts one ever upwards and leads...
Quote #14346
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Quote #10368
The ingenuity of the device blinds us to its utter uselessness.
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #4481
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.