Quote #642
Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.
Quote #33198
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to...
Quote #29827
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that,...
Quote #21233
Death is a friend of ours and he that is not ready to entertain...
Quote #763
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
Quote #25041
The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
Quote #10939
When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang...
Quote #13963
I am a part of all that I have met.
Quote #4934
Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Quote #19504
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.