Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #12769
Goodness is the only investment that never fails.
Quote #2063
If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent out Texas and live in...
Quote #26114
The grace of God means something like Here is your life. You might never...
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
Quote #7354
Not every age is fit for childish sports.
Quote #11699
If at first you dont succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Quote #18610
Hope is the denial of reality.
Quote #24514
Delay always breeds danger.
Quote #2023
The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when...