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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe...
Quote #25293
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
Quote #18130
Happy the man, and happy he alone, He, who can call to-day his own...
Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #7684
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Quote #12440
Share your M&Ms. There are bags and bags of them all over the place....
Quote #7232
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Quote #13758
Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
Quote #32184
Plain horse sense ought to tell us that anything that makes no change in...
Quote #28065
Inflation continues till common man is completely sucked out of money, then recession sets...