Quote #19199
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Quote #25671
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
Quote #29805
Things that are not at all, are never lost.
Quote #22127
One should not lose one’s temper unless one is certain of getting more and...
Quote #30345
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Quote #18387
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #15118
Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are...
Quote #30228
Marriage should be a duet — when one sings, the other claps.
Quote #24161
One had to cram all this stuff into one’s mind for the examinations, whether...
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...