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When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw...
Quote #34563
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Quote #34131
I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...
Quote #11596
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
Quote #17903
An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend...
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The factory of the future will have two employees a man and a dog....
Quote #29992
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen...
Quote #10012
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #31837
The philosophers of the Middle Ages demonstrated both that the Earth did not exist...