Quote #515
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
Quote #25885
For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
Quote #3001
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.
Quote #14522
Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #26247
The interval between the decay of the old and the formation and establishment of...
Quote #9784
For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure.
Quote #33740
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Quote #16831
He who has a thousand friendsHas not a friend to spare,While he who has...