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Rumack Yes I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley.
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He is a great simpleton who imagines that the chief power of wealth is...
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A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...
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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
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Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
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First impressions are often the truest, as we find (not infrequently) to our cost,...
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Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
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As long as there are guns, the individual that wants a gun for a...
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In spite of everything that has happened, I still believe that people are really...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”