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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I — I took the one less...
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To be blind is bad, but worse is to have eyes and not see.
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Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
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The jungle is dark but full of diamonds…
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This is the first test of a gentleman his respect for those who can...
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Remember! Things in life will not always run smoothly. Sometimes we will be rising...
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Deceivers are the most dangerous members of society. They trifle with the best affections...
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When your world seems like too much to handle, Just take a deep breath...
Quote #34283
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...