Quote #16074
In words are seen the state of mind and character and disposition of the...
Quote #2522
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
Quote #23346
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
Quote #7910
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Quote #16626
The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer...
Quote #12779
Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.
Quote #10101
Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.
Quote #13904
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
Quote #11381
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...