Quote #14180
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Quote #31884
In America, anybody can be president. That’s one of the risks you take.
Quote #592
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #7600
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.
Quote #4662
Out of the frying pan into the fire.
Quote #507
If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a...
Quote #18492
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #12707
Logic is like the sword–those who appeal to it shall perish by it.
Quote #32857
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for...