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Never, Never, Never Say NEVER
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He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance
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Beauty is the first present nature gives to women and the first it takes...
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looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people...
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“What is it the Bible teaches us? – rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is...
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The shades of night were falling fast,As though an Alpine village passedA youth, who...
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There’s this big pie in show business, and you physically can’t eat the whole...