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Reggie Smith of the Dodgers and Gary Matthews of the homers hit Braves in...
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Principal Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty,...
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All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has...
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Genius is present in every age, but the men carrying it within them remain...
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Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Passion is the source of our finest moments, the joy of love, the clarity...
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