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Sex is the tabasco sauce which an adolescent national palate sprinkles on every course...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old,...
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The secrets of this earth are not for all men to see, but only...
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It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.
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The man of understanding finds everything laughable.
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Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and...
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When you cease to dream you cease to live.
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Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.